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Cool Non Veg Joke
Started by OpaQue, Aug 26 2004 05:27 PM
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#1
Posted 26 August 2004 - 05:27 PM
Once a girl is quite fantasized about "69". She has a regular
boyfriend they
have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic
dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69".
But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69.
Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do
69.
she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in
reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does
as
the
GF tells him to do.
they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking
that He
will, by the time, get excited by this.
but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's
face.
GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for
some
more
time.
after 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger
than
the
previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and
yells
at
her..
"If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
boyfriend they
have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic
dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69".
But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69.
Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do
69.
she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in
reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does
as
the
GF tells him to do.
they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking
that He
will, by the time, get excited by this.
but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's
face.
GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for
some
more
time.
after 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger
than
the
previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and
yells
at
her..
"If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
#11
Posted 03 September 2008 - 11:43 PM
#12
Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:47 AM
Pussy On Fire
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in
The alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you
LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on
His knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets
Out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic
Hair... It's so curly and thick... It's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire.
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in
The alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you
LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on
His knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets
Out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic
Hair... It's so curly and thick... It's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire.
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