A sikh walks in to a bank,
Bank Accountant: Yes sir can i help you?
Sikh: I would like to cash as check please.
Bank Accountant: Sign the back please
Sikh: oh no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.
Bank Accountant: Sign the back pal
Sikh: no no no no no i want to sign the front like the WHITE men do.
Bank Accountant: just sign the back.
Sikh: i want to sign the front like white men do, i will go to the bank across the road.
The sikh then goes to the bank across the road and stands inline.
Bank Accountant: Can i help you sir?
Sikh: oh no no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.
Bank Accountant: Look pal dont *BLEEP* me about! sign the back.
Sikh: I want to sign the front like white men do.
The bank accountant grabs the sikh.
Bank Accountant: SIGN THE *BLEEP*ING BACK...... GET IT *BLEEP*ING SIGNED!
Whilst he was punching the sikh.
The next day the sikh goes in to the first bank he went to.
Sikh: I got that cheque cashed.
Bank Accountant: Did you have to sign the back.
Sikh: Yes i did.
Bank Accountant: I told you that you had to sign the back.
Sikh: Yes but you did not explain it like the gentlemen across the road.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 10:42 AM
stealthassassin, on Apr 20 2005, 10:54 PM, said:
A sikh walks in to a bank,
Bank Accountant: Yes sir can i help you?
Sikh: I would like to cash as check please.
Bank Accountant: Sign the back please
Sikh: oh no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.
Bank Accountant: Sign the back pal
Sikh: no no no no no i want to sign the front like the WHITE men do.
Bank Accountant: just sign the back.
Sikh: i want to sign the front like white men do, i will go to the bank across the road.
The sikh then goes to the bank across the road and stands inline.
Bank Accountant: Can i help you sir?
Sikh: oh no no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.
Bank Accountant: Look pal dont *BLEEP* me about! sign the back.
Sikh: I want to sign the front like white men do.
The bank accountant grabs the sikh.
Bank Accountant: SIGN THE *BLEEP*ING BACK...... GET IT *BLEEP*ING SIGNED!
Whilst he was punching the sikh.
The next day the sikh goes in to the first bank he went to.
Sikh: I got that cheque cashed.
Bank Accountant: Did you have to sign the back.
Sikh: Yes i did.
Bank Accountant: I told you that you had to sign the back.
Sikh: Yes but you did not explain it like the gentlemen across the road.
Bank Accountant: Yes sir can i help you?
Sikh: I would like to cash as check please.
Bank Accountant: Sign the back please
Sikh: oh no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.
Bank Accountant: Sign the back pal
Sikh: no no no no no i want to sign the front like the WHITE men do.
Bank Accountant: just sign the back.
Sikh: i want to sign the front like white men do, i will go to the bank across the road.
The sikh then goes to the bank across the road and stands inline.
Bank Accountant: Can i help you sir?
Sikh: oh no no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.
Bank Accountant: Look pal dont *BLEEP* me about! sign the back.
Sikh: I want to sign the front like white men do.
The bank accountant grabs the sikh.
Bank Accountant: SIGN THE *BLEEP*ING BACK...... GET IT *BLEEP*ING SIGNED!
Whilst he was punching the sikh.
The next day the sikh goes in to the first bank he went to.
Sikh: I got that cheque cashed.
Bank Accountant: Did you have to sign the back.
Sikh: Yes i did.
Bank Accountant: I told you that you had to sign the back.
Sikh: Yes but you did not explain it like the gentlemen across the road.
dude... you do know that these people dont know who a "sikh" is.. btw, the joke wasn't funny, try better, anyway, use a lil bit of common sense man, this is an international forum, indian jokes dont work here,
anyway,
Cheers
Namasthe,
Tariq
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