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The 10 Most Important Men in a Man's Life!

1. The Doctor because he says "take your clothes off".
2. The Dentist because he says "relax and open wide".
3. The Hairdresser because he asks "do you want it teased or blown"?
4. The Milkman because he asks "do you want it in the front or back"?
5. The Interior Decorator because he says "once it's in you'll like it".
6. The Stockbroker because he says "it will rise quickly, fluctuate and then fall back down again".
7. The Banker because he says "if you take it out too soon you'll lose interest".
8. The Hunter who says he goes deep in the hole, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. The Fisherman who says he's always trolling for the big one.
10. The Telephone Guy who asks "do you want it on the table or up against the wall"?