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best Goldfish Joke Ever!


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#1 mobileunlocking

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Posted 01 October 2004 - 03:07 PM

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

do you get it?

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 10:19 AM

dood i totally get it! That's amazing. How's this...

- A neutron walks into a bar, sits down, and has a few drinks, then he asked the bartender for his tab. The Bar tender replies, for you NO CHARGE!

GET IT!?!

Edited by DarkNova, 02 January 2009 - 10:21 AM.


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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:14 AM

I still didn't get what both the jokes meant.. :S

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Posted 06 January 2009 - 04:36 AM

View Postmobileunlocking, on Oct 1 2004, 08:07 AM, said:

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

do you get it?
This one plays on the English word "tank". The fish live in a Fish Tank.
And the Army drives big armored Tanks. The joke is that the fish are driving around in an Army tank, so one drives and the other one operates the Guns.

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Posted 06 January 2009 - 05:16 AM

View Postmobileunlocking, on Oct 1 2004, 11:07 AM, said:

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

do you get it?


Boooooooooooo hsssssssssssssss that joke is as old as dirt, still funny though hehe




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