Second, I can't help but wonder if this news.com.au thing is a hoax; look at their archive of other articles:
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Man 'glued to the dunny'
Carnivorous lizard found in toilet
Volcanoes are our friend
House comes with free bride
Centre of our universe sucks
Red the world's richest cat
Fly-for free offer is a gamble
Hotel owner fears pub with no beer
Yoga trims weight ... from your wallet
Women find computer games 'big turn-on'
Carnivorous lizard found in toilet
Volcanoes are our friend
House comes with free bride
Centre of our universe sucks
Red the world's richest cat
Fly-for free offer is a gamble
Hotel owner fears pub with no beer
Yoga trims weight ... from your wallet
Women find computer games 'big turn-on'














