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[katagirl3000]

These are a few Ya mama jokes I heard when I was a kid.

Ya mama's so poor, she has to use a fork with cereal to save on milk:P

Ya mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.

Ya mama's so poor, when I stepped on a cigarrete on the ground, she said why did you get rid of my heat.

blah, that's all i can think of for now,. I'll write more when I think of them

[iGuest]

Name:tops ckrets
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your mama is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white;)

-tops ckrets

[iGuest]

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued...

-reply by jessi

[iGuest]

ya mama is so fat
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When she went swimming in the ocean the whales came up and started singing "We are family..."

-reply by Viki

[iGuest]

Ya mamas so fat people jog round her for exercise

-reply by shep

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yo moma
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Yo moma is so stuped she got hit by a parked car.

-reply by ahanu etu

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Yo mama so fat her cereal came with a life guard

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Yo mama is so stupid that one day I saw her shouting at an open envelope so I asked what she was doing. She replied that she was sending voicemail.

-reply by son of 2pac

[s.m.]

i have some yo-mama jokes, check:

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!

=D i like the VCR-one

[sonesay]

Trap FeedBacker, on Oct 3 2007, 10:48 AM, said:

Name:tops ckrets
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your mama is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white;)

-tops ckrets

LOL at that one. This ones missing but I'm sure we all know it.
Your mums so fat her belt size is equator.

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Your moma is so fat that when I wanted to turn around her with my car I ran out of gaz

-reply by omar

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ya mamas poor jokes
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Yo mamas so poor she sold her car 4 petrol lol

-feedback by kyle

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Ya mamma's so dumb she sat on the tv to watch the sofa

Ya mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed her self

Ya mammas so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Ya mammas so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare

Ya mammas teeth are that yellow she can put the sun out of buisness

Ya mamma is that stupid I sent her out to get a colour tv she came back saying what colour

-reply by oaksie

[iGuest]

i made these upp....
mama poor jokes

Yo mama is SO FAT, when she jumped up in the air, she got STUCK.

Yo mama is SO FAT, when she put on a red sweater, the kids on the block said, " Look it is Clifford!"

~Mariah~ =D

-reply by mariah

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ur mother
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Replying to katagirl3000 your mother is so fat wen she wanted to go on holiday she hat to use a jumbo jumbo jet

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Yo mamas joke....
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Yo mamas so fat when she walk past my bedroom window I couldnt see the sun for two years

-reply by rahiti

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Hello yo mam;s so fat I ran out of fuel driving around her
LOL

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Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a truck and turned around and said who threw that rock.

-reply by sara

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ya mamma so fat when she go to beach
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Ya mamma so fat when she went to the beach people yell out whale sighting

-reply by jason watts

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Ya Mam
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Ya Mam's so fat when went ran down the street in a yellow raincoat people started shouting TAXI!

-reply by person McPerson

[exemption]

Lol Those jokes are a bit old, but I will give you credit for actually posting them. My fave out of all of them is the one "When I saw your mom kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving." Hahahahaha That is a good one and I always use that one when I am joking around with my buds.

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yo mama
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Your mama so short that you could see her feet on her drivers lisence

-reply by tierra richardson

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ya mamma
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Your mamma so fat the only place she sees 90210 is on the scales

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Replying to s.M.Ya mama so fat she can't even walk though her front door.

-reply by Crystalscott

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ya mama
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Yo mama is so fat that when she passed in front of the tv I missed 3 episodes
Lol

-reply by mattydude