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#1 OpaQue

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 02:47 PM

If you ever get lost in india and want to find out where you are, this
is the best way of doing just that.


scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right - you are in kolkata.

scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on - that s mumbai.

scenario 3
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - thats delhi .

scenario 4
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that s ahmedabad.

scenario 5
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes
a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop
because of a bug in the program. that s bangalore .

scenario 6
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and quietly says that anna doesn t like all this nonsense.
peace comes in - that s chennai.

scenario 7
two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in hyderabad

scenario 8
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.someone calls police.
the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone
throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the
crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next
day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
thiruvananthapuram, the city of kerala ....









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#2 mama_soap

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 11:47 AM

View PostOpaQue, on Feb 18 2006, 08:17 PM, said:

scenario 5
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes
a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop
because of a bug in the program. that s bangalore .


LOL... I'm in Bangalore (not technically a Bangalorean, but lived here long enough to feel like one), and I can imagine the motivation behind that one :huh:

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 05:48 PM

well, i m from mumbai and that certainly does describe most of the people of mumbai

good one!!

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 05:56 PM

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scenario 3
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - thats delhi .

Typical NCR(NATIONAL CAPITAL REGION) situation..believe me guyz..that is what exactly happens..over here! :huh:

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 08:25 AM

Well, Dunno bout the rest, But in Mumbai, this is what happens.

You happen to see two guys fighting, half of the other guyz on road will just mind their own business. Ladies in the buildings might come out and watch the show from top.. the rest will wait until the action is over and then try to handle the guys.

As for me, I will be watching them and writing their story on Trap!

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 02:14 PM

ha ha ha thats true as far for in mumbai
people wil just bother their own business..

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:03 PM

Lol, thats funny. So whenever I visit India an get lost and dont know how to ask for the name of the place Im in, Ill just do something to get people fighting and wait for the results to come in. Lol. I think I would rather go to a cyber cafe and post the description of the city Im in, and wait for my friends of Trap 17 to answer. :) , but the fight would be cool to watch too though. ;)

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 06:40 PM

Thats true about Hyderabad too. Pretty much as soon as a fight starts , people are called on cell phones and it just grows bigger and bigger.

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 07:28 PM

I just got back from New Delhi..

It really happens that way.. living in India is never easy ..

but I love the way indians are social , musics etcss :)


P.s I am NRI living in Bangkok - Thailand.

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 11:10 AM

hehehehe
scenarios 1,4,5,6 and 7 seem hilarious and at times true but i dont know bout others
Hey guys dont talk bout bangaloreans like that. It is bangalore who is running the Us
(americans keep cursing bangaloreans as they are being bangalored)

But anyway great stuff
keep up the good work




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