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[Kubi]

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Date: Apr 28, 2006 9:38 AM
Subject: Fw: Headlines From 2029
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Headlines from the year 2029!





Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines

Enjoy, one is red is my favorite! Sorry ladies, no offence!

[icemarle]

I'm a girl, but I found that red one funny anyway. I wish I got mail like this... All I ever get are sucky chain letters that usually contain threats or false promises in glaring colors and huge font sizes that made me think the writer was near sighted. (I don't open 'em) These are fun~