[wizardmasteralucard]

::99 Facts About Guys::

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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

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[Moolkye]

See!!! I've been tryign to tell chics that for the longest time, but ummm...
Number 28

[Lyon2]

Very interesting, actually, i agree will all the 99 points, and at least, those 99 points happened once to me in my life, and some points will never happen again as i go older, as i get more qualities!

This post has been edited by Lyon2: 16 May 2006 - 07:52 PM

[brainless]

half of this doesn't apply to me (ok, make it a quarter...) but then ... some friends of mine and me did some Gender Test on the internet-thingy and I scored like 80% female whereas a female friend of mine scored 72% male

[trace-uk]

2. Guys love flirts.

That should be number one! lol And in my eperiance guys tend to fall in love quicker than girls, but I can't be 100% sure.

[PmH]

Very interesting piece there, I didn't read through all of them, but I agree with the ones I did.

[CarlU]

I'll take responsibility for a least half.
though, I haven't read all of it.

[dontmaimyourself]

I read as far as #23, you see I (and maybe this is just me) but I have a big problem with that, I know that I personally don't hate gays, I genuinly don't care (and I reckon most other guys are the same), what I do hate is overly camp people, but thats just casue loud people annoy me in general. and yeah by the way its true guys cry too.

[Zabb]

written by a female..
alot of those are general statements true of most people, some are dead wrong..

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58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

no seriously Leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it (right now anyways) and I really don't want your advise (a.k.a. commands).
we do this when arguing to find a way thats less offensive then telling you how we really feel.

This post has been edited by Zabb: 20 May 2006 - 04:30 PM

[Justin S.]

Not all of those are true it depends on the guys personality. So you can't say all of those are not true

[beeseven]

Lists of "facts" are one of the worst things ever to sprout from the internet. No list will ever apply to everyone, much less the simple majority of people. People are different. I could make up a list of 99 things about girls and tout them as facts and some people would believe me but anybody who has any sense would realize that as a whole they mean nothing. I read the first 10 or so of those facts before I couldn't take it any more. 5 don't apply to most people I know, another 2 to nobody I know.

[iwuvcookies]

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35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

I don't think that's technically true. Maybe the metrosexual guys or something. But typically I don't care. Like if its non expensive clothes. lol.

[Zabb]

beeseven, on May 21 2006, 12:22 AM, said:

Lists of "facts" are one of the worst things ever to sprout from the internet. No list will ever apply to everyone, much less the simple majority of people. People are different. I could make up a list of 99 things about girls and tout them as facts and some people would believe me but anybody who has any sense would realize that as a whole they mean nothing. I read the first 10 or so of those facts before I couldn't take it any more. 5 don't apply to most people I know, another 2 to nobody I know.

they are all FACTS.
they can all be proven. that is a fact. they can all be proven wrong but they can be proven.

[Blacklaser]

one of the worst 'lists' ever... its nice if you think you have to write a list like that about yourself but just assuming that everybody is as ignorant as you just shows how ignorant some authors of those lists are...

[Blacklaser]

Zabb, on May 22 2006, 05:55 PM, said:

they are all FACTS.
they can all be proven. that is a fact. they can all be proven wrong but they can be proven.

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Noun: fact
1. A piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred
2. A statement or assertion of verified information about something that is the case or has happened
3. An event known to have happened or something known to have existed
4. A concept whose truth can be proved

[WordWeb.info]

well let's see...
1, 3 and 4 don't apply here and 2 doesn't fit since these 99 statements are not verified, in fact some reportedly do not apply to all guys

Oops, none of the defintions fit... so in fact (pun intended) this list doesn't contains no facts.

And by the way... a fact which can be proven wrong ain't a fact.

[beeseven]

Zabb, you need to re-learn some basic vocabulary. A fact is something that is true. If you can prove that it is wrong then it is not true and therefore not a fact.

[Zabb]

beeseven, on May 23 2006, 12:23 AM, said:

Zabb, you need to re-learn some basic vocabulary. A fact is something that is true. If you can prove that it is wrong then it is not true and therefore not a fact.

Main Entry: fact
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin factum deed, real happening, something done, from neuter of factus, past participle of facere to do, make
1 : something that has actual existence : a matter of objective reality
2 : any of the circumstances of a case that exist or are alleged to exist in reality : a thing whose actual occurrence or existence is to be determined by the evidence presented at trial

from The American Heritage® Dictionary.

[hulunes]

umm,so many interesting decription above...are they true in our life?
i should read them one by one if there left time on line now.

[Dagoth Nereviar]

I got to around number 15, and just died out of bordem and hate for stuff like this...

I'm guessing this is/was/will be a chain mail, right?

[dazappa]

Well I'm guy and I think that most of that list does agree with me. I don't know who made this, but all I can say it was probably a lot of women/girls with a lot of time and effort and talking. I am curious as to where you found this though. I wonder if they made a top list, except for girls/women.

[beeseven]

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a thing whose actual occurrence or existence is to be determined by the evidence presented at trial

Even if it could be considered a fact before discussion, once it is disproved it loses whatever status it may have had.

The evidence at the trial is that it's not true, therefore not a fact.

[DogEater008]

loll, i dont' think it's true about how guys like their girlfriend to be lliek their mom.. LOL. Well.. it doesn't apply to me. I love my mom very much of course, but i don't think i would want another people like my mom controlling me. One is enough, there is no need to have two. lol.. That's just how i would think aobut it.

Ehh.. .. and the teasing part, lol.. i do that to alot of girls just for fun. It's really funny to see the way they react to it. lol

i would say out of 99 "facts" about guys, only about 40 is right. =P

FACT #100 (by me) - Guys like girls that are independent instead of depending everything from surrounding people. It really annoys me when a girl just ask for help without even trying....

[dark_drgn]

These points are undoubtedly true but most guys will reject it first for a number of reasons. 1. It messes with the strong alpha male image. 2. They have not experienced some of these themselves. 3. Denial, plain and simply denial. You can agree or disagree but it’s the truth.

This post has been edited by dark_drgn: 26 May 2006 - 01:34 AM

[PmH]

Well, I'm not sure guys would deny that. Most guys actually aren't for the strong alpha male image, and most guys aren't for denial. Actually, most men I know are very simple people, they tell you how they feel and they mean it.

[Wilson Cook]

Haha. This is a funny post, but it reads to me like it was written by a 13 year old girl. This isn't true for all guys and the statements seem very childish. Still, funny nonetheless, props to the poster.