This is the biggest load of crap list I have ever seen. Seriously did a girl write this? Half of these are opinions, or make guys look stupid. You can't characterize a whole gender with a single 99 point list. NO two people are the same, ever. If you really want to find out about a guy, just talk to one. Don't look at a retarded list. I am obviously a guy and this list did nothing but piss me off. Please, if you have read this list just disregard it. Don't be turned on or off of a guy because of anything on this list. It is stuff like this that keeps great people from finding love. It is because of biased people like the one who wrote this list.
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99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not...
#52
Posted 12 February 2010 - 01:59 AM
look I'm a girl and this is crap. I am not married and don't have a boyfriend I have alot of guy friends and none of this is true. So who ever wrote this needs a serious reality check. No I'm not gay I like men. So if you are a chick and rote or agree with this you are dumb and need to get out more. Do not base your whole out look on men by one or a couple bad experiences. I'm NOT A GUY AND I'm OFFENDED BY THIS.
-reply by char bear#53
Posted 25 February 2010 - 01:44 AM
wow idk if all of this is true .. But from my personal experience, I think some of them are . But some of them are total bulll .. In my opinion .
like guys hate gay !? *** ! now thts jus harsh and not completely true ! some guys might but not all guys ! now thts jus mean !
well obviously someone has no life if they spend all this time typing up 99 partially true things bout guys . But watever floats your boat thenn ..
bye
love&kisses,
kateriena
#54
Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:02 AM
I'm 21 and currently attending college for Psychology. Through personal experience, and studies in school, I have answered each question on this list. Hope it helps
1.) True2.) Depends...Guys like flirts when they're talking to girls. They like the girl to be flirty with them but once you have hooked up or you're dating however you want to put it, GUYS HATE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL FLIRTY WITH OTHER GUYS! your HIS AND HE WANTS TO KEEP IT THAT WAY IF HE HAS TO WONDER OR WORRY, IT WILL NEVER LAST!! this is a great and easy way to get rid of a guy.3.) Depends...If the guy really likes you, he wont stop unless he has to4.) Sometimes true...Girls put things differently than guys. Sometimes you're hard to understand.5.) NO---that's just dumb6.) True..That's usually what helps us relax enough to get to sleep :)7.) False! when a guy really likes you, he focuses more on your bad characteristics for 2 reasons: 1.) it makes you different 2.) that's usually what makes him like you8.) Usually..But only if he thinks she's cute9.) If he's really stuck on her10.) Always true! Some guys are stupid enough to ask but they always regret asking UNLESS it makes him feel like the ex was a waste of time and he is your hero!11.) YES!! if you say no he feels like you don't want to share him with your world, which is exactly what he was wanting12.) haha true13.) any real man will at some point and if he says he doesn't, he's lieing14.) In a heart beat!!15.) True16.) usually but after a little while they stop caring and never will again17.) True---we make it hard to get there for a reason18.) yea a lot of the times we assume the worst19.) NO I have no idea where this theory came from20.) sometimes21.) No he's probably just thinking of something completely different but trust me, if we can do something to help we will...It makes us feel needed and guys have to feel needed22.) haha sometimes23.) in the beginning, but over time we figure you out24.) Yes! any straight guy does! especially the "flaming" ones that carry purses and talk like women and try to strut like women...They make us sick25.) most of the time26.) if he cared at all about you27.) true28.) true29.) true30.) haha true31.) YES!!32.) usually33.) NO!! if we're sacrificing, we want you to too. Jump off the edge with us and if it hurts, we'll hurt together. Don't shrug us off for even a day or we'll never ever forget it!!34.) WRONG!35.) BULL****!! men love grease and dirt unless they're really fixed up, then it sucks36.) True37.) not typically38.) True----if we need advice, we'll ask for advice39.) some guys do this dumb **** but it's probably because they read or were told somewhere that girls like it40.) tries to41.) unless you make him feel stupid42.) quite often but at least we try43.) NO only if we're proud of it44.) False45.) a lot of the time this is true46.) haha false47.) true48.) not possessive, we just care too much and it comes off that way49.) false...Exact opposite we're like "**** her!"50.) gets easier each day...Its near impossible for the first little bit but we're ok after a month or so51.) we'd appreciate it52.) true53.) this is retarded54.) false55.) true56.) ha yea57.) oh yea, it has to be really bad for us to admit it even jokingly58.) NO! leave us alone until we calm down59.) hmm sorta true60.) always!!61.) yes!!62.) doesnt hurt to ask but be careful, sometimes we can explode...63.) false64.) eh...Ok65.) It really doesnt matter as long as she isn't acting like she's a bad ass...No guy in the world likes that66.) true67.) true68.) Yes!! "marriage material"69.) NO! I love my mom but I wouldnt want anyone even close to being like her70.) yes71.) true...If you talk to the guys friend it usually causes problems between u and him and between him and his friend...Neither of which are good for you72.) true73.) true74.) haha depends on how strong and how pretty the smell is75.) true76.) haha--**** you---sometimes we just want to77.) true78.) no79.) true...Black guys do for some reason...No one knows why though...80.) sometimes...A lot of times we're right though81.) true82.) no83.) nope84.) usually pissed off85.) haha--the two arent related...I have noticed though that "pretty boys" usually never had to do much hence don't know how to do anything...86.) AMAZED...Unless you're dog ugly or really funny in either case he's just laughing at you87.) They never change!88.) NO... If he really loves you, he's not letting you go anywhere!!89.) no he's just jealous90.) true91.) YES YES YES92.) no! it's on a whim...Just go for it and see what happens...93.) False, if he wants to hear your voice, let him ****ing hear it94.) NO! some guys are players all the way around...95.) usually96.) haha we don't care97.) True98.) True99.) True...Unfortunately...I hope all this time I spent doing this will help some of the girls reading this...Take the time to check it out...THANKS!
-reply by Dustin#55
Posted 29 March 2010 - 08:16 PM
I'm a chick and even I know this isnt true! especialy my bf (sadly) like guys like girls who flirt uh my bf hates it cuz he says it makes girls look desprate and I agree! you just go up to a guys and say I think your hot and that gets the job done.
-reply by sonny#56 Guest_x_whatever123_*
Posted 09 July 2010 - 03:58 AM
#57
Posted 20 July 2010 - 05:45 PM
I mean the whole stigma of you not gettignt he chic you want just cause you couldnt afford a decent valentines or birthday present. I mean not all of the things said are bull but its nice to know that people still believe in chilvalry dont know if i spelt that correctly. but then again its says to believe it or NOt so in this case let me say I choose not to believe thos list 100%
#58 Guest_just a girl_*
Posted 03 April 2011 - 12:24 PM
#59
Posted 06 April 2011 - 11:07 AM
I like that one a lot.
I can't say all of them are true. Or at least a lot are just out of balance. But this one... I had been in love, with a girl for a while.. and things didn't work out as I'd hoped. However, my heart always remained with her. And I told her this. I had hoped she would eventually come around, but I could only wait for so long. And I eventually just let her go, which is best. I still love her, but ... if you love something, set it free, if it comes back, it was meant to be.
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 06:54 PM
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lets keep others for later, anyway don't make the things i have said as another fact list because these facts only works on my team.
Edited by Iniyila, 08 April 2011 - 07:20 AM.
#61
Posted 06 April 2011 - 07:34 PM
#62
Posted 08 April 2011 - 07:21 AM
anwiii, on 06 April 2011 - 07:34 PM, said:
I did that
Edited by Iniyila, 08 April 2011 - 07:25 AM.
#64 Guest_Lululemonaide_*
Posted 10 May 2011 - 08:19 PM
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
...or leg hair stubble.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
I think they dislike it when you talk about it and hate it when they see him walking out of your room behind you.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
Yeah I'm sure a drunken "Baby I love you, you're the one" is the truth and is not code for "I'm drunk, wanna hook up?" But I could be wrong here.
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
What?! Really?! Since when???...you mean they're human????
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
If by "hands" you meant d*ck, then yes.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
Haha yep
24. Guys hate gays!
True, about the whole flamers thing. Not all guys are homophobic, but there is definitely some animosity there.
25. Guys love their moms.
So true.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEEEEE
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
Nope.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
True.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
Or vice versa, the bonding that they do when he seeks advice from her may also lead to her developing feelings for him. Coupled by the fact that the girl says to her friend "OMG he's so funny, he's so sweet, etc..."..eventually she'll see that for herself. Don't trust other girls!! I've been burned, I know.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
True, teasing is like; making fun of or seriously embarrassing you is dislike.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
CORRECTION:
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
So true, but depends on the guy.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
Height does matter to some guys especially if you're(girl) significantly taller.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
True, in the past 4 months three of my guy friends have punched a wall out of anger and have broken/sprained their hands.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
Also, check the temperature. If it's hot, it may slightly alter the results.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
No, no...he's actually saying "Leave me alone". When guys wanna talk, they'll stop pushing you away.
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
I'm pretty sure "It's over" isn't code for obsessively send stalkerish texts and creep his facebook page in the hopes of getting back together.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
...or with d*cks
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
This is just stupid. How much f**king romance novels do you think girls read? I know guys that will sit in the same chair all day playing COD and only get up for bathroom breaks or food. I've never spent all day putting on "make-ups" and reading books about some rich lady having sex with Fernando, the pool boy.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
Definitely true.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
...And will adhere to the "Guy Code" and will rarely divulge anything incriminating. Believe me I've tried, no advantages to be had.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
Depends on the guy...most will move on, but some are annoyingly persistent.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
Clearly, this list isn't taking into account the black community. Do not mess with a black man's shoes.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
Unless he's a senior citizen, he won't give a f*** if a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
If by "knee" you meant testicles, then yes.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
If a guy cares more about his looks than you(a girl) do, he's probably into guys himself.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
...Or he could just be looking at you because you've had spinach in your teeth for 3 hours.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Only desperate girls stick around.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
Not true, I know a lot of guys that pray, that do not have the best intentions.
#65 Guest_anon1234_*
Posted 05 June 2011 - 04:02 AM
my ex boyfriend gave me so much space when i needed it. we only hung out like twice a week which made us even closer and more excited to see each other.
and for 96, my ex boyfriend even told me he LOVED when i played with his hair. he said it gave him the chills and didn't want me to stop.
#66 Guest_HITHERE_*
Posted 30 June 2011 - 06:34 AM
#68 Guest_agrainofsalt_*
Posted 03 August 2011 - 11:18 PM
ps. I care about my looks, anything else would be laziness. I will admit I am a bit vain, but I also love fixing stuff, and I am good at it. From motors to faucets to people (relationship advice anyone?) So number 85 gets me. It is probably one of the worst if/then statement I have seen in a long while. Just saying.
#69 Guest_The Sexist_*
Posted 04 August 2011 - 10:01 AM
I don't love my mother so why should i want a girl that is like my mother?
The person who made this shouldn't call it facrs about guys but, Things that i think are true about guys.
Whoever made this should go rape some cows and shut the *BLEEP* up.
Greetings from a sexist
#71 Guest_Neite_*
Posted 03 November 2011 - 07:57 PM
#73 Guest_James_*
Posted 31 January 2012 - 04:36 AM
#74 Guest_Magdalena_*
Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:02 PM
Neite, on 03 November 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:
Yea, well I think it was written by a Chinese person. They have weird views and their English translation is similar to this. Either that or a young girl who was just stretching to get to that 99 mark.
I think it's best to just say men like women who have sex with them. But that doesn't make it eternal. Men lie, cheat and beat on women. Here's something about men that is a fact: (yes, it's been proven) - all men think they're superior to women - whether consciously or subconsciously - that's a fact.
Here's what else I think: (not necessarily fact). Men would *BLEEP* a tree. They don't have sweet, romantic emotions except with their xbox and video games. They're weak minded and not nearly as strong as women.
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