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#1 nitesh

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 08:50 AM

1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
* That's Direct Marketing.
2) You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
* That's Advertising.
3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
* That's Telemarketing.
4) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
* That's Public Relations.
5) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
*That's Brand Recognition.
6) You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
* That's Customer Feedback !!!!!




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