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You Might Be A Hacker If:


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#1 leosiu

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 03:40 PM

I think this has great potential as yet unexplored:
You MIGHT be a HACKER if:
You have more computers up on blocks than you do cars.
You lost the sides to your computer case and the cat has claimed one as it's home...

Your kid says he needs a computer, you rummage through the closet and make one from parts found there...

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 04:21 PM

I think that would make you a packrat, not a hacker.

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:11 PM

The last point makes sense to me.
A hacker would do that for sure.

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:19 PM

you might be a hacker... if you dream in 0s (zeros) and 1s (ones). :)

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:59 PM

:) I think that just means you fantasize about computers, thus collect the for living

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 09:02 PM

You might be a hacker if... someone asks you for a Trojan (condom) and you hand them a floppy disk.

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Posted 06 October 2006 - 02:59 AM

You might be a hacker if
-the sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on
-your RAM is greater than your IQ. Lol, found those at hackerhumor.org, who thinks of this kind of stuff.

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 08:33 PM

View Posthusker, on Oct 6 2006, 03:59 AM, said:


-your RAM is greater than your IQ.
:lol: that makes no sense at all :( you would need a really bad pc (just 64mb of ram) or would need to be quite clever (more than 128) to not be a hacker according to that :(

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 10:02 PM

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You might be a hacker if... someone asks you for a Trojan (condom) and you hand them a floppy disk.

haha thats pretty funny. i like that one best.




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