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[OpaQue]

How I was born?

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Son asks his dad,
"Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the
delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

[master_bacarra]

hehehe. funny!

[midnitesun]

LOL , dat was really funny , i like the part about there been no firewall between them

[heavensounds]

hehe...good one! I think that I was made the same way!

[Plenoptic]

lol That's really funny. I'm gonna have to share that one.

[michaelper22]

Why do jokes like this have to exist? Perverting computers lie that might be funny, but it's still a bit sick. But I'm still gonna email this to my friends.

[jischoler]

hey, that's pretty ingenious if you ask me. I live in the dorms, and I've got plenty of friends that love to hear computer jokes, etc. I'll definitely have to forward that to them.

Thanks for the laugh.

[ink]

Hehehe, that did put a smile on my face But aww..the daddy is a nerd and the child is a whoops ..mistake made by his parents ;__; that's sad... I personally would hate it if my son or daughter would realize that he or she was not planned and simply..basically an accident caused by two horny grown-ups o__o Atleast keep it silent right? Otherwise the kid will be walking around his whole life, thinking 'I am an accident..I am a mistake..' .____. Sadness would prevail ;__;

[Zero Ziat]

Ha, ink is right there, I didn't think of that while reading the joke, though. XD
I will mail this to my friends too!!!

[Calimero]

Oh my gosh thats the funniest thing if heard all holidays!
Good on you this is EXTREMELY funny were did you get it from?

[dakokoy]

FUNNY ....he he he ...nice one...

[ivantoar]

Funny, me and my brothers laugh when we see this. LOL at the "You've got Male!" and no firewall.

[litchy]

Ahahaha classic.... where do you find all these anyways, or better yet find the time?

[miladinoski]

You've got MALE!

A great joke. I knew this one but in another form, too lazy to type it in now

[surbjit]

Hahah nice one man classic!!

Great joke lol

[Ridwan sameer]

this was so funny


i liked the end "youve got male" haha hilarious

[buxgoddess]

Ha ha ha ... BIOS

[y4nzi]

Haha that's a pretty good one, might send it to my friends. Thanks for the laugh
What a nerdy father... and poor kid, he was just told he was an accident