Jump to content



Welcome to KnowledgeSutra - Dear Guest , Please Register here to get Your own website. - Ask a Question / Express Opinion / Reply w/o Sign-Up!
- - - - -

First-year Students At Medical School Were Receiving Their First


7 replies to this topic

#1 OpaQue

    Administrator

  • Admin - The Official Guru
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,894 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Somewhere in Time & Space.
  • Interests:Discovering Myself.
  • myCENT:55.78

Posted 15 January 2007 - 05:09 AM

Students having the first anatomy Lesson

Quote

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first
anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In
medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a

Doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
body.

"For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking
on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

source : Email

:-D

#2 Albus Dumbledore

    Nothing ventured, nothing gianed

  • Kontributors
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,563 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sacramento California
  • Interests:Allot of things, websites, coding, photography, my future
  • myCENT:73.26

Posted 15 January 2007 - 05:38 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwww that's grosss!!! yet so funny in a way! Hell, i would have droped out of the class after he wanted me to stick the finger in my mouth because i wouldn't have noticed which fingers he stuck where lmao

#3 Saint_Michael

    $p4m 0n j00 $h4m3 m3 0nc3 $p4m 0n m3 $h4m3 m3 7\/\/1c3

  • [MODERATOR]
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,451 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:9r33|\| 399$ 4|\|D 5P4/\/\
  • Interests:$p4m 0n j00 $h4m3 m3 0nc3 $p4m 0n m3 $h4m3 m3 7\/\/1c3
  • myCENT:48.35

Posted 15 January 2007 - 05:40 AM

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA that is funny and nasty at the same time well then I guess they all failed then AHAHAHAHA.

#4 FLaKes

    Trap Grand Marshal Member

  • Kontributors
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,142 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Mexico
  • Interests:Music, Animations, Graphics, almost everything that has to do with computers.
  • myCENT:NEGATIVE[-36.23]

Posted 15 January 2007 - 06:27 AM

Lol, hahahahahahhahaa. At first I was like, eew, grosss. Then I was like Lol, its one of the funniest jokes I have ever read. It was a joke right?

#5 caos dreamer

    Member [Level 1]

  • Kontributors
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 71 posts

Posted 15 January 2007 - 03:28 PM

ROFL! that really made me laugh... and what do we learn? PAY ATTENTION xD
good one
^^

#6 ghostrider

    Super Member

  • Kontributors
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 398 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Wisconsin

Posted 15 January 2007 - 10:52 PM

That is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing that OpaQue! That made my day haha.

#7 ogmonster

    Newbie [Level 1]

  • Kontributors
  • Pip
  • 13 posts

Posted 15 January 2007 - 10:55 PM

wow! thats really funny!!!! man, but thats discusting as well, but still very funny, who sent you the e-mail?

#8 master_bacarra

    I'm back... well, sort of.

  • Kontributors
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 697 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:somewhere in the middle of nowhere
  • Interests:FOOD! ITADAKIMASU!
  • Spam Patrol

Posted 15 January 2007 - 11:46 PM

hahahaha! :P i love it! hehehe.




Reply to this topic


This post will need approval from a moderator before this post is shown.

  


1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users