My 8th grade English teacher told me this joke (haha along with the chili one...will post that after this).
What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be.
What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do.
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Posted 02 December 2004 - 01:49 PM
trp, on Nov 27 2004, 06:06 AM, said:
My 8th grade English teacher told me this joke (haha along with the chili one...will post that after this).
What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be.
What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do.
What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be.
What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do.
And the longest word is "smiles"...
...why? Because there's a mile between the two Ses :-)
(off-topic to the main post, I know :-))
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 09:07 PM
Longest sentence in the world is to say "I do." in your marriage vows.
Goes along with something heard at a 25th Wedding Anniversery Party:
" If I would have shot her, I'd be on parole by now..."
Goes along with something heard at a 25th Wedding Anniversery Party:
" If I would have shot her, I'd be on parole by now..."
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 11:47 PM
I've heard that one a lot. Actually, that one has been told at weddings in the grooms vow or whatever he had to say aloud. Everyone burst out in laughter.
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