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#1 DeM0nFiRe

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Posted 07 September 2007 - 11:30 PM

Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*

These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!)

#2 AskAndrewD

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:17 AM

Quote

Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*

These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!)

A. I think a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he freaking wants to chuck!

Q. What if you made a joke so funny that you laughed yourself to death!?

A. LOL AGHHHH SO FUNNY ROFL I AM JUST GONNA DIE LAU.........

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 07:58 AM

Q - If the atmosphere had no air, what'd you do?

A - I'd get an air tank.

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 07:49 PM

Q: What's up? :rolleyes:
A: The sky's up, dude! :D
(Hey, that was a smart one ;) Reproduced from the RPG Runescape :D)

Edited by ZaM0, 12 November 2007 - 07:50 PM.


#5 demonatashadow

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 04:59 PM

alright i got one



Q. if you have four eyes seven ears eight legs
twenty arms,what are you

A.ugly

#6 DeM0nFiRe

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 01:06 PM

Q.Why do fools fall in love?
A. Becuase the sky is blue

Q.Why is the the sky blue?
A. 'cause of all the water up there!

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 03:15 PM

Q. What does the green button do?
A. OUCH!

Q. I wonder what the green button does?..
A. Ouch!

Q. What happens if i press...
A. OUCH!


Just thought that one up and it reminds me of Homer Simpson so there it is

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Posted 11 December 2007 - 02:47 AM

haha. here is one my friend told me.

Q: Who is the wife of Christmas?
A: Hohoho! Beacause everyone says "Hohoho! Merry Christmas!"

#9 DeM0nFiRe

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Posted 12 December 2007 - 12:53 AM

Ha ha, I've never heard that one before. Now we're starting to get more original XD

Let's here some more guys! I'll come up with some more too.

Edited by DeM0nFiRe, 12 December 2007 - 12:54 AM.


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Posted 12 December 2007 - 02:41 AM

Q: Have you seen the new ubuntu release?
A: Nah, I'm not really into pokemon...

lol from one of my favorite webcomics :P

Edited by alex7h3pr0gr4m3r, 12 December 2007 - 02:42 AM.





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