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[SmUX]

A man says to his wife "with the mortgage and all our monthly bills, we're not going to have enough money to survive...you're going to have to go out and sell sex!"...she agrees to do so and on the next night is all done up in her tartiest clothes.

She goes out at around 6pm and comes back at 11 with a jar full of money.

They sit down together and count it out.

"£112.50" says the wife, at the end.
"Who gave you the 50p?"
"All of them"

[Generic Badass]

O_o wow, that really really REALLY has to suck for the husband, I'd kill myself if it was me, what is that like 225 guys, and in that short of time, those poor guys got jipped! what is that like 1.3 minutes per guy. Man, they got really jipped and *BLEEP*. Poor poor guys, should've gone with the 2$ hoes....