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Mail A Bloody Cow Head, And Get The Girl


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#1 Vera

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:22 AM

A man from Pennsylvania was a little annoyed that his wife was apparently cheating on him, so he sent a little package to his wife's lover: a bloody cow head from the butcher's.

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Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.
Fife had several charges filed against him, but the kicker is that after the incident, he and his wife reconciled.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08008/84759...mpid=latest.xml

#2 Liam_CF

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 04:36 PM

Haha, this is pretty funny. It's a pretty good prank to pull on someone having an affair with your wife.

#3 dcshaw.en

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 01:20 AM

Wow
I have to admit
This pretty much gets the award for Most Awesome Thing I've Heard Today.

Which is an accomplishment, because I spent an hour listening to my Physics Teacher explaining the Duality of Light to the class.
And I love the Duality of Light talk.

Anyway, awesome story.

#4 A donut

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 01:23 AM

I'm gonna say "Ouch!" to the wife!

At least they got back together... :) :)

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:48 PM

Want revenge? Send her a cows head. LOL. Crazy man, deserves to get shot tbh. Killing innocent animals just to use a gesture that he's a little bit cross with the person.

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 09:10 AM

You mean send him a cows head, unless his wife was a lesbian. Who do you mean deserves to be shot? If anyone, the wife in my opinion. Using an animal for that, especially a cow, isnt much different than killing it to eat to it. A lot of cows are even breed to be killed an eaten. He probably should have sent his wife's head though, that would have made more of an impact.

Edited by Carson, 19 January 2008 - 09:11 AM.


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Posted 19 January 2008 - 08:28 PM

absurdity wins again; This has to be as freaking weird as when the black guy mailed himself to America, 'cept this is cool and not a threat to national security (although in a way the black guy mailing himself is better for america :))

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 03:38 PM

View PostForbez, on Jan 18 2008, 10:48 AM, said:

Want revenge? Send her a cows head. LOL. Crazy man, deserves to get shot tbh. Killing innocent animals just to use a gesture that he's a little bit cross with the person.


He didn't kill it just as a gesture, he got it at a butcher shop, it was allready dead and killed so us carnavores could eat it. And besides, I'm betting you've never been cow kicked, butted, stomped or gored by a friendly, innocent little bovine. Trust me, there's nothing innocent about a cow. Mean, spiteful creatures. Their only redeming quality is that they taste good and give milk. :o

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:12 PM

thats pretty much what i would do, maybe not a cow head but still a good plan. bet he doesnt do it again :o

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:28 AM

Haha that is crazy... And it even worked. I'm just wondering... why a cow's head? Was there nothing better available to send? Is it because they didn't have a pig head. :D

In any case, the guy probably deserved having the head sent to him if he's cheating with this other guy's wife. It just seems so ridiculous though... :o




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