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[OpaQue]

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1.
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be
given a thought)


2.
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a
plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
(very good thinking)


3.
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)


4.
Can you cry under water? (let me try)


5.
Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs
just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)


6.
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God
knows)


7.
Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)


8.
Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)


9.
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I
will stayand watch)


10.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from
vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)


11.
What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)


12.
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )


13.
Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)


14.
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
(strange isn't it)


15.
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on
your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think
scientifically)


16.
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?


17.
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)


18.
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130
when you legally can't go that fast on any road?


19.
If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking
in Bars?

[Echo_of_thunder]

LMAO very cute love #3

[xpress]

Ha Ha I like the second one.....

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If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a
plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
(very good thinking)

[Ousk]

Well some are nice but some are just jokes and not something to think about. Like the one with the airplane (because it would be to heavy), crying under water (yes you can, it's just that you will not see your tears ) and getting cornered in a round room (yes you can, not literally but you can)

[jlhaslip]

If a 7/11 store is open 24 hours a day, why do they put a lock on the front door?

[abhigyan]

#5 reminded me a old one "Why do girls say all mans are dog when dogs are considered vary loyel ".Any way some of them were good and funny.

[miladinoski]

That's some.. ..laughable.. eh... creative thinking you found out there OpaQue

I wonder if the dogs say: 'You are lazy like a man, y'know'

Also #6 really puzzles me, and I wonder whats wrong with putting the numbers in the same place — I get confused when I use a calculator and not looking at it sometimes.

[rayzoredge]

If you guys want a lot of clever questions and one-liners, I would recommend you check out Stephen Wright. He's a really good deadpan comedian.

[ragav.bpl]

Echo_of_thunder, on Jan 13 2009, 10:14 AM, said:

LMAO very cute love #3

Although all the questions are great but i tooo loved the #3 que....
This que. sets me to think alot .............. on this ..
I am searching for the answere as soon as i get it i'll let you know.

[Baniboy]

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If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on
your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think
scientifically)

Depends if it is in front of you and that is your front the way you're going. If you're travelling exactly the speed of sound, you will.

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If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?

You won't be able to see it anyway, you will only see light when it reflects from something. If you're travelling exactly with the speed of light, the light will remain in the headlights as it won't have the extra speed to reflect from it, so you can't see it.

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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130
when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

What you mean you can't?

[Echo_of_thunder]

jlhaslip, on Jan 13 2009, 05:17 AM, said:

If a 7/11 store is open 24 hours a day, why do they put a lock on the front door?

GL that one is simple my friend. If they didnt put a lock on the door. People like you and I would just walk in and drink up all there root beers,