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[ownd]

A student got suspended from school beasue the teacher over heard him talkingabout using php

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"We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."
Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP."

and of course they ran a few drug tests and found out that he didnt do any thing
and because quite alot of us know what php really is i had quite a laugh when i found this
to find out more about the "dangerouse drug" and find out if youre child is in risk visit www.php.net

PS: yes its a true story i belive

[Dooga]

Is that real? I don't think that a teacher would really do that... are you sure it's a legitimate news report? Where did you find it?

[biscuitrat]

ownd, on Feb 8 2005, 12:15 AM, said:

A student got suspended from school beasue the teacher over heard him talkingabout using php
and of course they ran a few drug tests and found out that he didnt do any thing
and because quite alot of us know what php really is i had quite a laugh when i found this
to find out more about the "dangerouse drug"  and find out if youre child is in risk visit www.php.net

PS: yes its a true story i belive

Oh that's hilarious...to the point of me marvelling about how stupid people get by in the world if they're completely computer-illiterate.

[ownd]

just as biscuitrat said i bet the teacher was some one who know 0 about pc stuff
i found this on mine old host (www.frandt.com) in the news section

[boyCradle]

lol. that is a very funny story. some people are so technologically-challenged that they mistake some modern things as evil. some of my relatives are actually against internet, because they thought it is all about pornography and bad stuff. If only they know how convinient it is to have computers around.

[mahesh2k]

Is that real i dont beleive that man it is horrible
i dont think visitin php will sue him off
but some porn stuff he seen thru college liabrary maybe
anyone caught up very badly actually we all seen such stuffs when we are in scholls right

[rudeturk]

thats mad my teacher raised me to a higher level when she heard i was doing php!

[Deaths Aprentice]

rudeturk, on Feb 8 2005, 12:40 PM, said:

thats mad my teacher raised me to a higher level when she heard i was doing php!

Same here, lol

[Goosestaf]

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!
people are so dumb sometimes!
" hey man, i'm gettin some php later, u in for some?"
"nah man ive got me some C++"
"woah man, don't touch that s**t, it'll f**k ya up dude"

[Sinister]

Thats bs i what school is he and wtf are his teachers dumb.